DH and I recycle, are environmentally aware, and try to be as crunchy as possible even though we are inherently lazy.
So we had this conversation the other day:
V: So, I guess if we aren’t going to have kids, we can stop trying to save the world. No more recycling! It won’t affect us.
DH: Yeah. Who cares about the future!?! We can be selfish now!
V: I guess that means we can start voting Republican now.